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Friday, March 28, 2003
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Quotes we ran that made you think ... or laugh

“I serve at the pleasure of the president and the American people.”
— Gordon England, deputy secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.
  “Gordon (England) could have retired and gone fishing ... Instead he answered the call for service.”
— Rep. Kay Granger, R-Fort Worth.
 
“We’re using Jell-O and whipped cream because it won’t hurt any of our victims and it is still messy enough to have fun.”
— Matt Shonka, Residence Hall Association president, on a “pie throw” today at the TCUnity Fair.
“Instead of making everyone pay more up front, just let those who run out of money add it as needed.”
— Matthew Gamble, freshman history major, on the planned dining fee increase.
“We’re not going out and ripping students off to the tune of thousands and thousands of dollars. Most of them are spending the money anyway.”
— Roger Fisher, Residential Services Director, on the planned dining fee increase.
“You could really call this an experiment gone bad.”
— Fort Worth Fire Captain Robert Webb, on smoke in the Tucker Technology Center that caused the building to be evacuated.
“The biggest misconception is that we hate soldiers. We’re probably their best supporters. We want them to come home safely."
— Jeff Brubaker, a junior history major and president of Peace Action.
“My tolerance for whiny Hollywood people is low, but for you, my three readers, I sat down to watch the Oscars Sunday night.”
— Columnist Patrick Jennings, freshman economics major.
“We have learned that TCU students will go above and beyond the normal expectations of people ages 19-22.”
— Trey Doty, advisor for Up ‘Til Dawn.
   

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