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Wednesday, August 27, 2003
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Invaders from Mars
• Mars Attacks the World (1938): Flash Gordon and Dr. Zarkov, joined by Prince Barin and the Clay People, fight Ming the Merciless and Martian militants who are causing havoc on Earth’s weather with nitron rays.

• Red Planet Mars (1952): An ex-Nazi scientist tricks the world into believing that God is speaking from Mars. Though his ruse is uncovered with the fall of Communism, an American scientist discovers differences between the script notes and what the signals have been saying and realizes that God really is on Mars after all.

• Devil Girl From Mars (1954): A violent race war leaves Mars without males. A leather-clad female alien and her robot come to Earth to find men for breeding.

• Mad as a Mars Hare (1963): Marvin Martian and “astro-rabbit” Bugs Bunny fight for the rightful claim to Mars.

• Mars Attacks! (1996): An all-star cast perform a comedy about the gruesome fate of the Earth after being invaded by Martians who, like most of us, can only be conquered by Tom Jones.

• Over-sexed Rugsuckers from Mars (1989): If you were wondering what would happen if three drunk six-inch-high Martians landed on Earth, climbed inside a vacuum cleaner bag, and electronically mated with a street bum, you’ve gotta see this.

• Mission to Mars (2000): After a real mission to Mars goes horribly wrong in a sadistic sandstorm, a rescue mission reveals the true “face” of Mars.

 

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